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Arrested Sir Soundboard

Get your hand off my penis! Finally, a soundboard for everyone's drunk gentleman.
Features: 'Are you waiting for my limp penis?' 'A succulent Chinese meal!' and other classics.

A real champion to democracy, this app uses only one cuff. We've now learned this bloke is Paul Dozsa
- a chess champ and apparently famous for not paying for his meals. He's dead now, except his fine example of manners and professionalism will live on forever. Well done Sir.

Category : Entertainment

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Reviews (24)

Ero. G. Oct 14, 2014     

This app sets a new standard for the universe of portable entertainment, and indeed digital forms of entertainment as a whole. Its exploration of profoundly aesthetic elements builds upon the so-called 'idioms of quasi-transformative phrases', aiming to improvise and spontaneously generate serially-meaningful/avant-garde expressions. The connection between vocal tones and gestures is cogitated in such a manner that advocates the use of non-linearities to impressively broaden listeners' creative capacity.

Z. H. Aug 28, 2016     

Sometimes in teleconferences you are not quite sure how to address serious questions posed by management. This app has saved me countless times by allowing me to share an astute observation. Thank you Arrested Sir.

Ric. T. Nov 25, 2013     

The funniest video ever made now in a bite-sized portable format. Good one.

nat. Sep 8, 2013     

Please go on YouTube to watch the video of this guy, he needs his own tv show

Jon. H. Nov 17, 2015     

Only thing lacking in this app is the possibility to set sounds as ringtones

ABD. A. Dec 26, 2013     

I don't know which is more epic.. The guy or the app!

Jos. M. Sep 26, 2017     

This is amazing! If only l could use these as ringtones!

A. G. u. Jul 26, 2014     

This is the only app you will ever truly need.

C. C. Jan 11, 2018     

Essential for almost any situation you may find yourself in.

rau. z. May 23, 2018     

This app is a democracy manofest. This needs to be released on IOS immediately!

And. R. Sep 17, 2013     

i couldnt do without this.

Car. T. Oct 16, 2013     

But if you press one too many times or all of them over and over eventually they will just stop working and will close the app

Mat. K. Apr 6, 2018     

Beautifully crafted social commentary and especially relevant to day

Vyk. A. Jul 6, 2015     

Probably the best app in the world.

Nig. S. Aug 2, 2017     

A app that just keeps giving

Jar. M. Nov 3, 2017     

Ahh yes... I see that you know your soundboards well.

Cal. C. Sep 27, 2017     

Best app out there.

Jub. J. J. Jul 9, 2016     

Can we get another sound bar for when he says- "I'm under what!?"

Dou. V. D. Oct 10, 2016     

What more could you want?

Reb. S. Nov 24, 2014     

Love it!! Greatest app EVER!!!

Jor. B. Jul 8, 2016     

What is the Charge?

Jus. T. Sep 6, 2013     

Are you ready to install my limp app?

Ush. A. Sep 25, 2017     

An historic app that future generations will benefit from greatly.

Fre. R. Nov 7, 2015     

I hate it