Baby Translate

First off, I'm shocked anyone would think this actually translates babyese. It's a fun, useless little app. It'd have more stars if there was more thought put into the GUI and maybe something useful integrated. Nonetheless, it's just for fun and kinda is.

This app is obviously for those of us who need an avenue to not get so frustrated when our baby is crying AGAIN for no reason. It brings a relieving smile and laugh. It's pretty obvious though that there is no breakthrough technology to actually understand a cry. Great app!

They do actually have devices that will tell you what your baby needs. This isnt one of them. This is junk.

I just downloaded it like...a few minutes ago,and I gatta say it's very stupid. You make a sound like,goo goo ga ga,and you get somthing very dumb like,it's way to bright for my eyes. I know it's a joke but come on,really? And sometimes you get the same response you got before. This is so lame.

You get what you pay for. It's kind of like a fortune cookie app, but less accurate.

I love this app n to those who said negative things....its you who thinks negatively about the app the app is meant for fun not for actually telling you what your baby is saying so i liked it n its a very interesting app especially in the company of friends

Just picks random quotes, even if you do this in a scilent room, it still claims its "listening". Uninstalled. Epic failure.

I hate this app. My little brother didnt even do anything and it said you would cry too if you were Stuck with a bunch of needles

It doesn't work because the baby I tried it own was really quite and it said he was screaming

Yeah I'm surprised people thought it was an actual baby translator. The person who makes that would be a billionaire and wouldn't need to have an app. Read the full description... LOL

Whatever you say something to translate tha don't wait and then chop it up and give it to hold 0i hate this I hate this game so much I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it and I still have it in our head on my head and I'll forever head and I'll never never never ever forever and ever and ever ever never ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ev and I always hated and hate it I want to give it a negative negative

Stupid appt. Don't bother wasting your time clicking on this

It is just randomly choosing stupid sentences... the author is either making fun of babies or had a bad childhood or need to review this app description.

The comments this comes up with are hilarious! It has become a party game at our house. Looking forward to more phrases.

I did that thing were it says change my Dnieper my baby girl didn't even have a dirty diper

Honestly, this is the worst app ever I bought it so I can understand my granddaughter.

Nothing is true. U ownme s My 1 minutr that took me download

Shouldn't even be on the app store, total waste of time. Picks random quotes even in a quiet room. DO NOT INSTALL THIS APP

I hope nobody really thinks you can actually "translate" baby sounds... this is obviously just meant to be cute and silly, and it totally is!

I hated the hole thing it was terrible it just tradalated every single thing I mean why would a baby say chill out I mean come peploe really. I just hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hated this app it is discaseful it is the most discaseful app in the history of apps. I HATED IT

Its the stupidest app ever I speak English and it sock's do not install it

Tried it on my sleep brother and it said pick me up now

I thought it would actually translate baby words but it dont

I was making baby sounds and it kept repeating the same thing

This is a terrible app! I downloaded it for fun and it actually told me to give my baby Tylenol! I'm sure there are parents out there that would actually do this. You need to remove that response immediately!

I tryed to see wat my sister saying

This is stupid