Category : Education
stop by downloading this you are supporting a prison
I am offended by you demonic beavers
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. The waitress stares at you, her head spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner. He is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
The FitnessGram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [Beep] A single lap should be completed after you here this sound. [Ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You can not control me, I know my rights as an American and a human being. America does not stand for this opression. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
This is the early signs of a fascist regime, I as an American will not stand for this. I stand for freedom and not oppression. I will fight this oppression until the day that I die. You will not control the way that I think. You will not control the way of the 4Th church of Wumbo. We will rise up and fight for our freedom. FOR THE FREEDOM AND PROSPERITY OF WUMBO KIND!
I do not think that I should need my phone to urinate. This makes sense
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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buc...