Break-Up Boss Zoë Foster Blake
Created by the author of Textbook Romance, and long-time relationship columnist at Cosmopolitan, Zoë Foster Blake, and with illustrations by Mari Andrew, Break-Up Boss is a modern, meaningful, big-hearted tool for the broken-hearted.
How does it differ from other break-up tools? Because Break-Up Boss firmly places YOU in charge of your break-up. Because you ARE in charge of it! And only you are. Stop letting your heartache and your ex take over your life, your diet, your social life, your job and personality, and start seeing your circumstances as an opportunity for growth. Break-ups happen cos something was broken. So fix yourself, love yourself, and move forward.
Break-Up Boss is the size of a self-help book, but WAY easier to use and digest. (A boss works smart, not hard, after all.) It reveals a no BS, non-waffly, non-naff, real-life strip down of the modern break-up, and enthusiastically encourages an empowered, big-picture, positive view of how to deal with one.
Features include:
- Use the Feel Wheel to read the exact advice you need at the exact time you need it…. because no two break-ups follow the same time line or even a reliable pattern, after all. (Are you about to see your ex at a wedding? Are you drunk and about to send them a text? Are you miserable and wanting to get back with them? We’ve got you!)
- Send a fake text to your ex, so you don’t send an ACTUAL text to them, and screw everything up (or your ex)
- Recieve daily pep-peps direct to your phone, so you’ve got some sunshine, power and perspective in your pocket at all times
- SOS quotes that give you the exact advice, just as you need it. Like Goddess cards, only less… Goddessy.
Break-ups are a normal, inevitable part of life. And yet we are so bad at them. We let them completely hijack our lives, even though they force us to watch rubbish movies, and cry a lot, and forgo sleep, and eat rubbish.
Well no more. Because now you can own your break-up like a boss. And you really, really should.
Break-Up Boss is proud to donate 10% of every sale to Safe Steps, a family violence response centre in Victoria, Australia.
Category : Lifestyle
Reviews (16)
Maybe this is useful for teens or people in their early 20s, but I found this a bit too light and superficial at times. Also feels a bit on the nose the way the author self-promotes when people on the app are just looking for support
Every lesson seems to assume the breakup ended badly or the other person was awful and deserves to be called names. Extremely childish in my opinion & completely unhelpful. The only reason I don't regret purchasing 100% is because part of the proceeds are donated. Listen to Mend instead. It's so much better!
I think this might be good for early 20somethings. I was married with kids and found the advice not really relevant to my situation at all so was quite dissapointed. Clearer marketing at who this is aimed at would be great.
Bought it to gift but doesn't work....and no response for months. Really disappointing for something that is supposed to help people
The PepPeps automatically toggle off when I leave to visit another page.
Empowering and reassuring content. Great app for every woman!
Communicate with your preferred lover by actually calling them, like. Using your phone to empathise
What a fantastic app! Have recommended to many friends!
Heartbreak sucks. This helped it suck a little less
Not worth the cost.
the advice is so good and is written in an empowering way and the text to ex function is an incredible idea. i was sceptical at first but after expressing all my rage i felt a lot better. my only criticism is that the messages disappear immediately after sending. i can understand why, but i would like the option to choose how long they last for (5 min, 10 min, etc.) so i can re-read what i said and reflect.
Ugh I wanted to like this app. The written content is good. But it crashes all of the time. Using it for 15 min, it crashed maybe 6-7 times already. I have a new Pixel XL so it's not my device. This app has some kind of issue with tapping links. And there are lots of embedded links to tap. I don't know if they link to other parts of the app or to external sites because it crashes every time I tap them. It's definitely very frustrating and gives the app a really broken experience. And for the price, it's very disappointing that it's barely usable. I really hope the developers see this feedback and make some changes with these links because I'd love to update my rating. But as of now, it's not an app I can recommend.
Didn't think I'd need it but I did.
I love this app and her books... Amazing
For everyone who has ever questioned what they have thought or done during heart break and snot life, Zoë makes it better and helps you love yourself again❤
Little pricey for what it is. once you read everything there's not much else you can do with except the text to ex tool which is a great idea but I agree with others- having it disappear straight away is a bit unsatisfying, I would appreciate a few moments to reflect. Tone of the app is a bit more light hearted than my depressed broken heart wanted lmao so the jokes went unappreciated-felt like a magazine at times when I wanted something a bit more serious since I was so distraught.