Coffee Simulator 2015
Feast your eyes on the most accurate coffee drinking simulation game on earth! It's like a dream come true for coffee lovers
- never before has drinking coffee been this satisfying! Even Pewdiepie has taken his share of this brew!
Use laws of physics to guide your hand and grab the mug full of delicious java. Grab, carry, turn, throw and figure out the most creative ways to carry the cup of coffee to your mouth and be the master drinker.
Features:
- Super unrealistic physics
- Cool cartoon graphics that make you laugh until you barf pure caffeine
- The legendary creepy face that will haunt your nightmares makes a triumphant return
- Google Play Games leaderboards and achievements
Disclaimer & Warning: This game is a bad joke and should be treated as such. If you get offended by the game or the developer's store replies to reviews... be prepared: The developer will most likely not care and will have more fun at your expense. You have been warned. No warranties whatsoever.
Category : Simulation
Reviews (23)
well umm...just started thur/january/31 12:26 and umm.. the problem is the game was going good till i saw the head it freacked me the hell out i left the game in a instant didnt delete it though
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This game is so funny and Awesome! I also love it how you roast everyone's comments😂. Good game, man😀 Lol I sat here for Half an hour just looking at all the comments.
HOW DO YOU MOVE FORWARD!!!!!!
This game is absolute wizardry. The character development is spot-on and the storyline works in so many beautiful twists. The developer spared no visual detail, and the completion of the main quest (accidentally pulling the TV onto your own lap) is rewarding enough to leave even the most experienced gamer in tears of sentimental satisfaction. A++, excellent seller.
Now I just LOVE the awesome challenge and talent needed to get through each level, but I did have a few crashes getting into the app I'm going on a long limb and say it was my phone but I recently got this phone and this app looked challenging and fun, anyway I did find out how to stop the crashing after messing with the app a bit and my phone. Great app keep it up ^_^
Okay. I like the concept of the game, but let me tell you. The game its self is AWFUL. I HATE it. If the controls and the graphics got a little better, then that would be different. For now, no, I hate this game severely. And as for the immature game producer, the comments are not "rude". People are allowed to openly express their opinions. Although they could be nicer, you're obviously not a professional. Because of the game and you behavior. So yeah, say something. I don't care. Because you act like a freaking 2 year old.
idk why people are leaving such a bad rating i mean this is a great game. great concept. i guess there's some sore losers on this part of the play store. hm idk. it took me a while to get the hang of it but as soon as i did, i was laughing too hard to concentrate but im loving it. keep up the sarcastic replies and good work pal 👍
I just came to comment..The People who make bad comments are just probably 6 year olds trying to roast the devs/dev into thinking there game is bad but they don't give it a chance... The creativity might be a little qwerky at times but...It's The Devs/Dev creation on what they made. (#I am 11 making this comment) Sincerely Grasserpie
Ok this is an amazing game I loved it but the only thing is the face that's the creepy thing I'm not a hater but do some updates like if you get the most coffee in the mouth you earn coins to customize the room or something. But overall this game is fun. (BTW Sturdy Helmet Games you are the best game maker ever. 😏) HATERS BACK OFF AND GET A LIFE!!
That guy on the bottom with his mouth open is your mom oh wait you' dont have one
I am getting so annoyed by how the screen only stays one way, why can't it flip over like I said soooooo annoyed.
OMG, this game is so funny and helerious. What makes me explode of laughter are your review responses, your just like wendy's
Hahaha this is so funny people are hating because there just too bad it this game. This game is awesome plz respond meh
it's challenging (FIRST COMMENT OF 2017 yeah!!) next time the update will have easter eggs and levels but don't forget to bring Garma Zabi there or else I'd feel to give u half 5 stars
Well who very hates this game has no sense of humor and is probably a blind person that's has auto-correct ever time they try to spell
I LOVE this game. It's cool and funny. The other people in the comments are crazy. I love the idea of this. Just amazing. BTW Sturdy Helmet, I think you should check out this Youtuber LeafyisHere. You would make a great reptilian.
3 Star for effort good game but not much added can u add anything else Thank you.
This game is horrible and if the game maker sees this comment on their stupid game just to let you know if I could give 0 stars I would and I don't know if you're a kid or what but from this game you seem stupid.Stupid AF.
This is the meaning of life. I wake up 1 AM in the morning and play till 7:30 AM. Thank you sturdy helmet games for bringing this. Im gonna mary this game.
These comments are freaking hilarious, keep telling those low iQ haters what's up 😂
It lagged a lot on my device and I couldn't grab anything. Also... I was going through the reviews and saw your rude responses... Not that it effects my rating, but it still annoyed me.
I laughed my head off trying to get the coffee to the person. I love you guys replies to bad ratings, I sat here forever reading them.
Okay.. This game is very interesting and has great potential! The graphics and character design are well thought out! And... To the Dev whom burnt those haters, Please continue doing so! By the way... This game is diffucult but enjoyable!🙂🙂