Don't Screw Up!
I don't know what makes them so bad, but it really works!
WARNING: This game could insult your intelligence, providing you have some.
Let me show you a minimalistic game «Don`t screw up!». Whether you are looking for something serious or just want to kill some time by tap and swipe, this game is simple and addictive from the very first minute. Want to play? First, let me tell you something.
Do you think you can handle mocking and cruelty? Want to play nasty or want to play nice? It’s your choice. I’m just the moderator, a real sweet-pea, an occasionally cranky game-minder, a vicious, teeth-baring attack-dog… neatly rolled into one. Let`s play the text game.
The rules of engagement are simple. I tell you to ‘tap’ and you ‘tap’ your screen. I tell you to ‘drag’, ‘pause’, ‘count to 10 and tap again’, ‘swipe’ or ‘wait’… whatever I say, you follow my written instructions and we’ll get along fine. Screw up, and I’ll be tapping you. Just as hard as you can take it!
Beat your top score, savage your friends’ scores and no one will call you a ‘yellow-bellied lizard’ again. But you really need to focus, as I’m also a bit chatty, encouraging you, if not disparaging you, at every turn.
Fair warning: ‘Don’t Screw Up!’ will pulverize a fragile ego, whether you score well or not. I can say really dirty words, I can tell whatever I want. Sometimes my insults are funny, but only for me. It is not easy, you have to focus and do not yawn. Want a stupid tap game? Look around for something else. This game is for fast and sharp ones. And one more thing. Do not start if you don`t want to shake up. Please, wrap yourself in several layers of thick skin and wear a helmet before entering the play.
Category : Arcade
Reviews (28)
It's a pretty interesting game. You try to follow the directions as fast as you can, each time trying to build your score higher and higher. It gets on my nerves when I mess it up, that's why it's addicting for me 😂
I love the insults lol there really funny and rude that's why I like them and the game overall is amazing it runs smoothly on my andro device and it's really addicting and I play it all day and at recess at school and on the bus and on vacation and long drives
It is super awesome and can really challenge the boredom and gets much better when we are playing it as a group,laughing each others asults
It's a good game fun but has some rude things that some people would not like the game is fun to play and it is also a challenge if you like a challenge then this game is for you.
I feel like it's helping my "quick-thinking", "don't-automatically-react"/anticipate, and "read-the-whole-question" skills.
It's really funny and no matter how simple the game seems it's really addicting.The sounds are relaxing too.Loving it.
I scrolled through months of my Play Store library to find this game, and to leave a review. This game is hilarious and a piece of genius. Good job.
This game is boring and is a complete waste of time with wait tap tap and hold. Its also not logic Or even close for where you brain can actually think
Helps you kill time and fun game to play. Stay woke, focus and pay attention! 🤣
It is really funny I miss playing this it really makes you laugh when you need it.
it's a fun time waster but it gets extremely difficult around the 50 point mark
Downloaded this game, only to find a list of invasive and unacceptable permissions. Screw you guys for being this invasive. I will never download one of your apps again.
Very fun and would recommend it.You just need to read fast.So yeah definitely a fun and distracting game😄😄😜
Only tap twice ? So i tapped the word twice... This game needs to be revised
Insults are great, game is easy to understand. Overall, pretty good game.
I absolutely love this game. My favourite part is all the insults. I kept laughing!
Really fun. Great for focus along with a good laugh.
this game is nice in my opinion not in my friend's opinion.my friend didn't like this game b'coz it has foul words in is, so I don't love this game but I enjoy playing with this game.
Used to play this back in the day, was always fun! Thanks for the memories.
I played this few years ago and glad to saw it when I was scrolling through the apps I have downloaded before. Also learnt some roasting here hahaha
Its the best game i know on my own opinion, it also help u think faster 😄 and boost the brain
awesome game ! helps in improving your reflexes and coordination
Too repetitive & i thought it was like the computer game from Microsoft
This is an amazing app....plus if u need to give a combat to someone just go to this app...it'll help u....trust me👍👍😳✊
This is amazing and unique. cannot believe the creators. Just play it
i love this game. It's funny, it's addictive, it's perfect. I'd realky like it 👀👏
It's so fun and the insults are funny I like it very much because you don't get bored
its an overall good game, very challenging. But for me it isnt that addicting, its like a way to waste time for a little while. So do I recommend it? Yes of course, but eventually you might delete it.