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FSMisms

Keep in touch with the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage through selected bits of Loose Canon.
This package includes both a traditional App, an AppWidget, and a lock screen widget to fulfill all of your FSM needs.


* Known Bugs *The text size may be too large or too small on some devices. This will be adjustable in later versions.

Category : Lifestyle

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Reviews (26)

A. G. u. Mar 29, 2019     

Perfect For Devout Pastafarians Like Me! Any Supporters of the Pastafarian Religion, or just of the FSM as a whole should really get this app! -Ramen.

P. D. Mar 16, 2022     

This is necessary early in the morning

Mar. C. Jan 18, 2021     

I think it deserves a 10* rating it's so great!

HT. W. Sep 26, 2018     

Noodly blessings to us all! Happy Holiday!

Joh. S. Feb 23, 2020     

Seek and you shall find answers to none.of the questions you ask.

Teg. S. Jan 13, 2020     

Ramen. Bless us with his noodly appendages 🙏🏻

Kad. H. Apr 21, 2022     

FSM is Real

A. G. u. Jul 14, 2017     

Blessed be our noodly Lord and savior Flying Spaghetti Moster. I hope one day I will join you in your kingdom of indulgence and pasta.

Yuy. k. Feb 22, 2015     

Excellent app, may his noodliness bless tne developers who work in the name of the marinara you guys should get more quotes though I am seeing a lot of repitions then again I did use this a lot since I got it yesterday, not really but you guys need more quotes

A. G. u. Mar 5, 2016     

Finally! Spiritual thoughts that makes sense... Very inspirational... The Flying Spaghetti Monster gives me strenght and keeps me going through the day. Thank you FSM for you're holy

Rhi. L. Jan 15, 2017     

His noodliness touched me on an emotional level

J. F. Sep 6, 2015     

As a devout follower of the FSM, this app has given me a wonderful guide

Sam. T. Sep 28, 2014     

May we all be blessed by the touch of his noodly appendages.

A. G. u. Nov 13, 2015     

Both marinara and Alfredo, possibly more

jam. d. Apr 2, 2015     

Great app. Sharing doesn't actually share the phrase though...

Mic. M. Dec 16, 2014     

Great job! How can we submit articles of faith?

Tri. Nov 4, 2015     

may His Noodly Appendage touch you.

Jus. S. Sep 27, 2014     

A bit of FSM goes a long way

Sel. A. Jul 15, 2015     

Love thy self

Jua. R. Jun 2, 2015     

Can I help insert more of his noodly texts? If so how?

Rob. P. May 10, 2015     

I am never going to go a day without checking this app now. Thank you!

Jas. E. L. Oct 3, 2016     

FSM praise be to the

Car. A. C. Jan 6, 2015     

All hail FSM

Tam. W. Nov 10, 2013     

I like this app. It's a fun way to get a daily dose of His Noodlyness. I do wish that when I click to "share" the good word of our Pastafarian leader, the verse would show up instead of having to type it out. Or maybe a screen capture option would be saucy. Ramen.

Zio. Jun 11, 2014     

To any and all true believers this one is for you. Enjoy the words directly from His (nonexistent) lips. Feel the love and spread the sauce.

Rup. V. Mar 11, 2014     

Need some inspiration at a difficult time, it's here. Need a righteous verse to convert the heathen, it's here. Need to know what herbs are permitted in your marinara, it's here. In short, your one stop reference for the observant Pastafarian. R'amen