Funny Quotes
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the background*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.Spike Milligan"
"Once you're dead you're made for life.Jimi Hendrix."
"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.Alan Coren"
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.Clint Eastwood."
"You're only as good as your last haircut.Fran Lebowitz "
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer*****Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
Category : Comics
Reviews (28)
The jokes are okay. But I have to uninstall because even though I want to play along and turn on the data connection, I can't pay the expense.
While i was waiting for this app to install, i read the comments. I saw that it cannot share. So i uninstall it directly. SoRrY!!!!
Really it isn't even that good there are no funny quotes at all
Jokes aren't even funny! A five year old could tell a funnier joke than these! Instantly uninstalled!
Great but you whouldnt force people eventhiugh there trying the game
The jokes aren't funny, plus it doesn't even say who the joke is written by!!! DEF UN-INSTALLING IT!!!
I like this application very much
Cool try it out
When it says free it should mean free
Can't share...worthless
#hate it
Its horrible
Loved it was amazing
Not funny at all
Its ok
Too much visual noise made the quotes difficult to read.
It moved me to tears.
This is not even funny Dont play this game
So many quotes that most were lame
Stupid. Totally stupid
Good for chuckles. Too many ads tho. 3/5.
Ok content. But interface is so bad and distracting, it takes the fun away. Big and ugly adds.
Yes o/k think Funny Quotes worthwhile even the corny ones raise a smile that's life Thanks I'm not negative just don't.critic when best shot given!
If the Dev forces ads down users' throats (can't read Jones offline)... ...The users will vomit the app out of their phones
They ok but not that funny
Wont install
Deleted it ! ! !
Hilarious!! I have been searching for an app as this for years, and finally came across this! Some of the quotes I remember hearing those people saying. I love the solid colors layout best, really pretty, and the large black font is easy on the eyes. I'm glad it works in androids, and uses little MB. Thanks much, to the staff!!!