Goat Simulator

It's worth owning just to show others, and watch them laugh. Nice amusing sandbox style comical game, with plenty of amusing moments, secrets, and unlockables. Has good touchscreen controls too for phone users like myself. (Though, I kinda prefer a stable always-screen control pad like Minecraft and the Sonic games have. As opposed to the slide anywhere option, so more custom controls would be nice.) Being a goat is great.

Really fun game, but it crashes for me occasionally. The last time it crashed was randomly, when I was trying to complete a quest. Normally I wouldn't mind this, but when I got back in, all the quests I had already done, I needed to do again. But besides that, it's a really funny game and I definitely recommend this if your bored or if you need a good laugh.

A simple, fun, wacky yet very engaging game. You're a goat causing all types of mayhem! Some people have said the game is superficial: after 5 minutes, it's boring & repetitive. Not so! The game has tons of things to do & many things to explore. I played the game 5-6 days/week, for 20-30 minutes/day, and I was entertained & engaged for roughly 1.5 months. That's a great ROI on my $5 spent! After a month and a half, I had seen, explored, & completed everything; I had partaken of everything the game had to offer and consequently lost interest in the game. But it was well worth the $5. Going to a movie costs twice that, and if it's a good movie, you're entertained for only 2 hours. Goat Simulator is a better deal by far!

I love this game. However, I am experiencing hugs with the new update. I have lost most of progress and needed to start over. However, this seemed to be corrected by closing and reopening the app a few times. The time warp will turn on randomly (even if I don't touch it).I am also unable to do the steamworld goat game bc I get stuck and controls do not work. (This is not solved by respawning only by closing and reopening the app). I changed goats and the skin from goat a was on goat b.

Play store crashed, guess I have to write my review again... The latest update broke a lot of things. Touch controls are unintuitive, and you can't play with a controller anymore. All of my progress has been reset, on every single goat simulator game, all my in game trophies, all my goats, everything. The only thing they fixed was the constant crashes, but they broke a lot of other things in the process. It's a 4/5 game, but has 1/5 controls.

This was a life changing experience it was so emotional, heartwarming and hilarious at the same time! No other game influenced my life more than this..... i have personally never seen a game this extravagant and i highly recommend the download! Truly The #1 best game around. The devs if you see this know all the effort was well worth the life changing experiences #1 game 100%

Really good! There are so many fun types of goat that ate genuinely easy to unlock including jetpack and spider man themed goats. They even have other animals ! The glitches make it all the better- easy to medium to escape from but I wouldn't want to anyway, they enhance the fun and gameplay tenfold! Would definitely recommend the game, very unique compared to anything else on the competitive mobile game market!💚💚

I got this game about 2 years ago. I still love it. From the crazy ninja turtles in the sewers, to the creepy goat graveyard! The gameplay is hilarious, and entertains me hours on end. Only 2 things to improve - the controls suddenly got all laggy and glitchy, and I still havent worked out how to get the tornado goat. Please make it more obvious. All in all a great game, worth the money!

I loved the game, now with the new update, not so much. Sometimes the controls don't work, and I lost all my progress. I do have an idea to improve (even though companies never read reviews) which is to add frontflips, backflips, walking on front legs etc. like the PC game.

One word to describe this game: chaos, you can explode cars, headbutt people of cliffs and skyscrapers, become a devil and a Boulder, definitely should buy if you want to have a month or so of pure chaos, sure ya run out of stuff to do fast, but, you can still mess around, not sure for the dlcs, because I haven't gotten them, still a amazing game that you should play 8f you have a spare 6 dollars or something!

Good, but the controls are, at best, poor. The game loves trying to turn when I do not want to turn, leading to a difficult to control game. Other than that, this game is absolute gold. Another issue is extreme battery consumption.

This is a good game, and the only problem is the Google games sign in. I did however figure out how to fix it. Just go to the Google games app, go to settings, and under "your profile" there's an setting called "automatically sign in to supported games". Turn this off and you shouldnt be stuck in a continuous loop of Google games trying to sign in any more.

When you first enter the game it will give you a loading screen you would think that it wont work but I sovled the problem I tapped on the percent sign and it started the game and Im not lying it actual worked so if it doesnt work for u then tap everywhere on the screen from top to bottom completely and if it works email me thanks. I hoping it does for the people who buy the game MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

this game is worth every. single. cent. I love the that the physics are so clunky, there is a lot to do and explore, etc. one thing I do recommend is multiplayer. because that would be so awesome. personally I think that's a pretty fair request since it costs 5 bucks. :P

The game works really well for me. The only problem is the goat constantly moves to the left after loading the game, it did not do this the first and second time I did this. I would love some help, please. Otherwise, the framerate and graphics are excellent.

bugs? glitches? nah. its flawless. i never thought it would be this much fun. the controls are a little irritating on a touch screen, but other than that. i love watching a goat headbutt some chick into a treadmill and fly off into the unknown.

Still a really fun game to this day. I love how it embraces the bugs and doesn't try to correct them. That's the fun of this game. It's great. I put 4 stars because some features are missing from pc but that's a given. Phones are more limited than pcs and consoles great fun.

A really fun, addictive, hilarious game. Pretty good graphics. Pleased with it, except it took 3 WHOLE DAYS to download, and it takes up a lot of storage. If it didn't have those 2 problems then I would rate it 5 stars.

This is a great game however I just wish that you could add more characters to unlock on to the game or at least put more activities for the players. I paid £4.99 for this and after you've unlocked all the characters is not as fun as if you've just started the game or in the middle of it. So please add some more characters and I'll give it a 5-star rating

It won't even load. Like another person that experienced the same problem, it keeps on trying to connect to Google Play Games and won't let me get past the menu screen. It's a good thing that Google Play now has a refund option or I wouldn't have lost as much money on this game or the other versions. Unfortunately, I did lose a few bucks on those, too, because they had the same problem and, for some reason, wouldn't give me a refund. Good thing they were on sale for only $1 a game, too.

Great, funny game! One problem though, for some reason a big black square is on the left side of my screen when i play it. It moves the screen more to the right and gets on my nerves. It's happening in some of the other versions too.

I get a very emotional effect from this game, this game changed my whole life. Ever since I found out about it I downloaded it and immediately had an internal connection. The way that the goat terrorizes other people and gets him/herself thrown across the map is extreme amazement to my eyes. I love it.

I love the app and I have been playing it for years! Finally wrote a review and, it's great! It can be a little laggy, but that can make it more fun! I lost my old account with goat simulator on it about 2 years ago or something, it was really sad. But I finally am getting it back! And I can't wait to play again!

This game is great! Graphics are amazing and so are the controls, but could you possibly make any other simulations such as felines, or amphibians/Dinos because that, would be so cool, I've spent alot of time on this app cause it's addicting... if you have a few bucks of your account, GET THIS! I promise, it's worth it, you will thank Coffee Stain Publishing later.

I bought the game, because it was on sale for 89p so I thought do you know what, I'll try it on mobile seen as though I used to play it on the Xbox 360. So I bought it and everytime I open it, the screen says connecting to Google play and then doesn't actually connect, therefore not allowing me to play the game. I can't refund it either so it would be helpful if you (the Devs) could fix this bug. 😠😤

Anyone having the connecting to Google play bug, on my note 10 + I changed the games aspect ratio on it works fine for me now. Apart from that initial bug the game is enjoyable enough, plenty of exploring to be done.

It's still funny and fun, but the mobile version took away the Easter eggs, but some are still there like the pentagram for example, but it's less scary like the graveyard. But when they added that new level it's the exact same quality.

Unable to play this game as Google play tries to connect on a never ending loop. Even if you manage to press play, Google play continues to loop making it impossible. I tried playing on airplay mode and the same thing happens.