• Griffin Time TM TM TM 1
  • Griffin Time TM TM TM 2
  • Griffin Time TM TM TM 3
  • Griffin Time TM TM TM 4

Griffin Time TM TM TM

Seasonal affected disorder have you down? Think ending daylight savings is a stupid, stupid idea that sucks? Tired of it getting dark at 3:30? Switch to Griffin Time!

Griffin Time is a revolutionary new way to tell time (for the modern era) that will eradicate SAD and end all war. It's simple:

* When you wake up, it's 9:30
* When you get hungry after breakfast, it's Lunch Time
* When you finish the last scrumptious morsel of your midday meal, it's immediately 4:20
* When it gets dark, it's 7:00
* When you get sleepy, it's 2 AM

The app is designed to be exist and function solely as a notification (though there is also an app screen for your enjoyment). Simply launch the app once to turn on the notification, then use the notification's "YES" action (available in the notification's expanded view) to advance the time whenever the criteria for the next time has been met. The notification can be disabled or made dismissible via the app's setting page (accessible via the gear icon on the top right of the app screen).

Listen to the intro of My Brother My Brother and Me episode 379 for more information about Griffin Time: http://www.maximumfun.org/my-brother-my-brother-and-me/mbmbam-379-6969-cool-street

Category : Lifestyle

Related searches

Reviews (30)

Ken. L. Oct 2, 2018     

Using the Griffin Time app I no longer have to worry about choosing from the many different options for lunch! I will now forever be eating either sandwich or soup like it should have been all along. So much stress has been lifted off my shoulders. Thank you Griffin Time.

Min. C. Jun 17, 2020     

This app is the single most astonishing app to have ever grazed my consciousness, the entire experience is like a fever dream. I feel blessed and my life has significantly improved.

Ver. N. May 16, 2020     

I was stoned, and installed this late last night. Its lockdown, so naturally I'm stoned again, and pissed myself laughing. I love griffin, but had no context for this app, and was very confused ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Chr. P. Jan 15, 2022     

I used to not be able to organize my day but with this I'm become more productive and on task

Jen. B. Mar 30, 2019     

Just reinstalled with a new phone and am charmed all over again. Really helps me with my Phone Affective Disorder.

Bhu. S. Nov 25, 2018     

it's the best app ever griffin time

Mor. Jun 17, 2020     

No need for more then one word "amazing".

Aar. B. Mar 28, 2018     

I get more sleep. Smoke more weed. My face is clearer. And my S.A.D. cleared right up. Griffin Time is the Real Deal

Ann. E. Mar 15, 2018     

This is a wonderful app that conveniently keeps me aware of Griffin Time at all times. Many thanks to it's brilliant creator!

Jac. E. Mar 20, 2018     

Great app but a few of the times are off. 4:20 is not when it gets dark, it's just 4:20. 7 is when it gets dark, not when you go to bed, 2 AM is when you go to bed, not when you wake up, and 9:30 is both when you wake up and have breakfast.

Cha. N. Jan 28, 2018     

This app always helps me figure out the time because regular time is too confusing but griffin time is great and very simple.

Luk. Jan 27, 2018     

Before Griffin time I was confused. What time should I eat breakfast? I've just eaten breakfast, now what? When do I blaze? Griffin time took all the confusion out of my life and honestly I'm a better human being for it. Bless this app.

Fin. M. Jan 22, 2018     

i love being on a different time to my family in the other room

Nic. W. Jan 24, 2018     

Needed this so I know when 4:20 is.

Abb. G. Jun 6, 2018     

With the Griffin Time tm tm tm app i no longer forget to eat lunch and half my day is spent blazing. Thank you dev

Tim. P. Jan 2, 2018     

App is great, keeps time really well. Currently the only issue is I misjudged how hungry I was at 9:30 and it's lunchtime already and my fave sando shop isnt open. I would rate my judgement of portion size at 1*

Poc. Dec 22, 2017     

As someone who constantly looses track of time, I'm so glad this exists. Now I can enjoy 4:20 like everyone else.

Ril. H. Dec 22, 2017     

I didn't know I needed this app, but now I do. Great job!

J. T. E. Dec 23, 2017     

Love this sweet sweet app. Say good bye to SAD.

Gin. W. Dec 22, 2017     

A new time-related era is upon us, that of Griffin Time. This app is the future.

Dan. Y. Dec 22, 2017     

The only app I've ever reviewed. It deserves 69 stars.

car. s. Dec 22, 2017     

These are the only times you need in a day. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you a clock.

Jas. N. Dec 22, 2017     

A good good clock for the modren era.

har. b. Dec 22, 2017     

My horse Jeffrey and I love it!

Mat. M. Dec 26, 2017     

Such a good good app, this is needed and amazing!

Lla. Dec 22, 2017     

Now I never miss Survivor at 7pm!

Ale. G. Dec 22, 2017     

This is a good, good clock.

Lys. *. Dec 22, 2017     

The schedule of the future is upon us.

Ryn. A. Dec 22, 2017     

I really needed this cause none of my MVMT watches tell Griffin Time.

Dan. B. Dec 28, 2017     

The only timekeeping app any of us needs.