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H*nest Meditation

Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.
Praise for the original video:

"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -
- Fast Company

"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -
- BuzzFeed

"Actually incredibly calming." -
- Huffington Post

"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -
- Gizmodo

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Reviews (26)

Sig. V. S. Oct 17, 2019     

It's a great app overall. Use it before work, during work, as well as at home. Though while listening to it, wish I could loop it. It takes me a while to get into a deep meditation, but for a quickie this is the best. All thanks to YouTube for this over a year or two ago.

Sha. K. Jul 21, 2019     

I love the simplicity of the formatting for the app and links, though sometimes it freezes my phone (LG K-30, roughly an extra 30 seconds of processing) or doesn't link it and f*** if I know how that works. I use this app as often as I need to, and its a great spiritual tool for me. I dont think it is for everyone so I reccomend warning your favorite practitioners on the amount of wonderfully placed explatives since kids have a tendency to go "whats that" [boop] you: Welp... F it.

llc. Sep 17, 2019     

I absolutely love this! I find the brutal honesty of this meditation and how it just 'goes there' with its wording refreshingly cathartic and amusing. It's a great way to de-stress when you've had a bad day, especially ones full of those sh*theads that the meditation mentions(if you're dealing with them on a daily basis, you should probably do this meditation everyday). If you don't mind the salty language, I'd recommend this!

Car. Jun 18, 2020     

15 Minute App - I rarely get to the end before falling asleep. I have had severe insomnia for decades, so this is a godsend. I knocked off one star because sometimes it spontaneously re-starts in the middle of the night.

Dan. M. C. Nov 5, 2018     

I love this app. But I believe that the issue is that it won't continue playing after my phone's screen goes to sleep. It used to continue without any problem. I will give it 5 stars after it gets fixed.

Mal. L. Jul 11, 2019     

I've always made fun of meditation, but this app made it easy and funny. I work at a call center and this app has made getting through an 8 hour shift of hell calls so much easier and bearable.

Kai. S. Sep 20, 2020     

I have used this app for years. It's fantastic here in 2020 as so much goes wrong. Helps me calm my mind when no other meditation can because of how much chaos is around me. I have recommended it to many. If you are reading this review, buy it!

Rya. S. Jul 2, 2019     

The best $1.99 I've spent! Seriously, I am really glad I paid for this app. The meditations make me laugh and actually work for me. I've used it several times already and I downloaded it only a day ago. Pay for it, you won't regret it!

Wen. B. Aug 14, 2019     

Best $2 I've ever spent. This is perfect for a quick break at work. It leaves me feeling happy and relaxed. Meditation mixed with laughter is wonderful!

A. G. u. Feb 13, 2019     

Finally a meditation app that doesn't take itself so seriously, once you go "Honest" you can't go back. Personal favorite!

Pat. C. Nov 5, 2018     

I love this app. I'm only giving it a one star because it has started crashing on me. Once the issue is fixed I will gladly change it.

Rac. K. Mar 15, 2022     

This app saved my life more than once. That prolly wasn't the app creator's intent, but it sufficed all the same.

Rod. F. Aug 12, 2021     

Please update this app with more guided meditations like these! It's amazing! I absolutely love this.

Rac. S. Jul 25, 2020     

Easy to use good app. Would love it if another update came through with more options or just another package to buy.

Stu. M. Mar 23, 2021     

Just right. Nothing fancy. Just honest and simple meditations that never fail to make me smile.

Jen. P. Nov 8, 2018     

It's a little hard to take deep breaths while laughing, but the meditations work without them.

T. J. Jan 15, 2021     

Amazing. Best meditation app I've ever used. I've been using it for a few years now and it is just so good. Never found another one like it.

Dav. G. Jun 5, 2021     

A good balance between useful meditation guidance and humour. I can't help but smile

Dan. W. Jan 8, 2021     

Love it. Hard to not giggle when he catches you with a funny phrase though.

Kin. Feb 12, 2021     

I couldn't stop laughing at first and it's strangely calming.. definitely a mood booster

Phi. S. Aug 14, 2021     

Faultless. So relaxing. A fantastic guided meditation.

Eli. D. Aug 4, 2021     

These meditations always make me relax and smile. Highly recommended

Jen. S. Nov 13, 2019     

I love this. It calms me down and makes me giggle. I would enjoy a 30 minute version also.

R. C. May 24, 2019     

look, y'all will not regret paying for this app!!! this is the absolute best meditation app EVER

Rob. S. Apr 12, 2020     

Found it on YouTube several years ago and recommend it to everybody!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!

Joh. H. Mar 30, 2019     

its my go to meditation app when i need it i love the meditations