iFart® Fart Sounds App
iFart has no ads, but we do have a Fart Store with hilarious fart packs, especially Fart Wars and Shart Toppers!
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iFart® took the iTunes app world by storm in 2008. It blasted to #1 on Christmas Day of that year and clinged to number one for weeks. It continued to linger in the Top Ten for over a year!
We can’t even tell you how much time it spent at #2.
To celebrate the 7th anniversary of that incredible moment in flatulence history, iFart scientists completely rebuilt the backend of the app and we’re excited to release our biggest farting update ever for Android.
Here are just a few of the useful, signature features of iFart®.
* SECURITY FART *
Phones and pdas are stolen on a daily basis, but if you are using iFart's advanced security system you can stop criminals right in their tracks.
And when thieves try to snatch your phone, they'll be in for a shock when they're blasted by your chosen sound effect. Most criminals know how to lie, but "it wasn't me" isn't going to work with iFart.
Call the authorities and send these phone stealing scumbags off to the gas chamber.
* SNEAK ATTACK *
The sneak attack function can literally save your life. Let's say that you're in a warehouse gun battle. Bad guys are closing in on you, but if you only had a distraction, a noise that could help you escape.
Sneak Attack is that distraction. Simply pull out your phone, choose a sound effect and set the timer up to 30 seconds. Then place your phone in a strategic location and move silently away. When the Sneak Attack goes off, slip away or take out the bad guys when they reach for their noses.
Or you could just prank your friends with it.
* RECORD-A-FART *
There are special moments in life that just have to be captured on your phone to be believed.
The birth of a child, a stunning sunset, bigfoot, and of course, the after effects of a triple burrito lunch.
Using iFart’s “Record-A-Fart” feature you can now make audible memories for a lifetime and play them for friends and family. Plastic wrap optional.
* FART NOW *
The World Today is a very stressful place. Stress causes medical problems, eating disorders, drug addiction, and leads to divorce and broken homes.
If only there was an internationally recognized sound that alleviates stress, brings laughter, lowers blood pressure, clears a room, helps bring peace to the middle east and is enjoyed by both Democrats and Republicans.
Well Folks... there is.. and it's FART NOW. Simply scroll to your preferred sound effect and hit Fart Now. The World will be a better place with your farts in it.
* NEW FART STORE *
Our funniest fart sounds are available in our Fart Store. These farts are hysterical. Especially our Fart Wars and Shart Toppers packs, play them for your friends and family today.
Each Fart Pack contains 10 fresh cuts and rips.
* Shart Toppers
- The Biggest Music Parody Rips of 2015
* Fart Wars
- May the Flatulence Be With You
* Movies
- In a world without gas… this is a land that prays for a hero.
* Bands
- The bands on the runs with these farts.
* Food
- You can't have dessert until you play all these farts.
* Celebrities
- Sorry Kanye, you didn't make the cuts.
If you enjoy a good fart joke, make sure you like our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/ifartmobile
Let us know your favorite fart sound in a review!
Category : Entertainment
Reviews (23)
This is a great idea for an app. Fun for kids, Even 40-year-old kids like me. My wife hates it though. But that's cuz she's always farting in public now. The timer is fun to play with. We were in a restaurant the other day and I set the timer and put it in her purse hanging on her chair and turned it up as loud as I could and found the nastiest sounding more I could find And just sat back and ate my appetizers and waited for the hilarity to ensue, unfortunately dinner went downhill after that
Not very good. After 7 or 8 fart sounds in a row,p audio cuts out and you have to restart device to get audio back. Most of the fart sounds are too short or weak to be funny.
It's a funny app! I took off a star because, after listening to several facts, it stopped working and wanted me to buy more farts when I hadn't even heard all the free ones. I finally figured out I could just close and reopen the app and it will continue playing free sounds.
This is hilarious. It definitely can break up dull moments. Sometimes, we play these to lighten the mood. I wanted to give 5 stars but I can't. Not yet. I purchased 80+ sounds. When I went to the app, it only allowed me to play all the way down to "Wet One". I went to "Count Dookie" on down & it informed me that I needed to pay to get the rest. So, I tried to pay but it informed me that I already had. Then it said it can't take in-app purchases from Brazil. I live in the USA. Can U fix this?
Good. Some farts were silly. Some I've done from my own bum. I wish the screen could turn off and still work on timed farts. It's a giveaway with the lit screen and I. Don't put my phone glass down on surfaces. Re hiding the screen. Good app though.
Mortality! A perfect app for our existence! Not sure why we are made this way but on those occasions that we animals emit an efferent supply of emissions and hoping it's only gas, we can laugh. This app makes it so you don't have to challenge your physical self to make yourself and others laugh or, others to despise you. This app does it for you and so much better.
You can only play the fart sounds so many times, then there is no sound fix the issue, and it's great app
Absolutely hilarious !!! I used it on 3 different settings at the supermarket checkout, and LAUGHED (until I showed people it was an app) Also used it in the teller line at the bank, and everyone waived me to the front of the line (I showed them it was an app too) HILARIOUS 😄😁😈
I dont have the hole hang of it but it sure is a great app. For fun and lighten up and laughts a ton. If there were more distingished time seneros for uses it would be fun. Fun to try keep a daily log of taskbto meet with out being caught. Good luck makers . Haveing fun with this. Thanks!
An extremely funny app! I purchased all of the fart packs. They are properly installed on my device, but I still get the prompts to purchase them. I also noticed there is a pro version for the same price, and it will not install unless I buy it again. Is it supposed to be like this? Thanks.
Decent selection for those methane moments. However, after a few plays of the free farts, all the sounds stop working. Probably a ploy to get you to pay for the sounds - why would I bother? I'll just eat some baked beans and make the sounds myself.
This is the best app EVER!!! Best because my wife hates it!! Use it in an elevator! The only bad thing is that it doesn't play on favorites. Might be my phone.
Downloaded for my kid.. worked fine until I paid for the extra.. now it doesn't work at all.. throws me out every time. I have changed my review as they got in contact straight away and it's all sorted.. back up and working fine... Thank you Dan ☺️
I have two cell phones and love to use this on telemarketers! Farts are very realistic! My aunt even picked it up after hearing it and laughing.
Good stuff. XD Even has an optional timer so you can set phone near someone and move away, so you don't have to be holding phone to trigger it.
We use radios at work and the sounds help break the monotony or silence as it may be. Makes us laugh.
This made me laugh so hard but I wish it was just a little more realistic cuz they could find out that it's coming out of the front please make this app really don't realistic
What's the point if you cannot set them as notification sounds? Sounds are good but app is useless if you can't set as notification and app has tech issues sorry 1 star for wasting my time
Very funny, for real funny, no joke. The way u can time it , is unimaginable. I've downloaded about 3 to 4 fart apps, and uninstalled them after 3 minutes of play. Not this one tho, love it. 5 stars no doubt!
I was impressed until I realized I had my phone muted. Disregard my previous post requisiting advise on how to meet chiks without deleting this app. By the way ladies. I'm single!!!
I wasn't ready for the realistic sound if it wasent.any how playing these were funnier that I ever exleted.i love to have them in the restaurant
Awesome app!!! I love it!!! Works even better and even more realistic with a small bluetooth speaker in my back pocket!!!😅🤭 I get such good reactions and laughter from people in grocery stores and shopping malls!!!👍🤣
My job let's us play music on the floor. Occasionally I run this app through the speakers as coworkers pass by. Eventually it lost its clout, but it was good for a few days. I still carry my speakers around "farting" around friends and strangers. Good times.