Magical Ouija Board

Travel to the world of the magical with this "Magical Ouija Board." You have questions about life and the spirit world has the answers you seek. This Magical Ouija Board is your only way of getting to them. What do you want to know? Ask a question using the pointer on the board. Be patient, the spirits cannot be rushed! This is the one Magical Ouija Board on the market and it will answer all your questions today!
(WARNING: CANCEL YOUR ORDER AT YOUR OWN PERIL, IT WILL UPSET THE SPIRITS!)