My Derp - A Stupid Virtual Pet
Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you can't even imagine! Can you handle all this mess?
Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derp's little life at risk all the time, and it's your job to protect him!
But don't get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again.
Nurse this yucky strange virtual pet and compete with yourself for higher score!
HIGHLIGHTS
• Easy to play but very hard to accomplish
• See Derp's development from an egg to an adult Derp
• Fill the collection of pictures that keep score of Derp's ups and downs
• Earn coins and buy stuff from the market to feed, clean and heal Derp
• Quick play: it is very hard to maintain Derp's life in a challenging time and activities management game
• Deal with crisis situations by using the correct items from the market, as the bucket of water and insecticide
• Prove yourself rapid and resilient by putting up to all Derp's eschatological funny life
May your Derp's memory never be forgotten!
Please note! This game is free to play, but it contains items that can be purchased for real money. Some features and extras mentioned in the description may also have to be purchased for real money.
Category : Simulation
Reviews (21)
Ok. What I think about this game. Can and be a game of frustrating efforts to play this. To try too reach a level 4 , even that's impossible without using gems. Die then start over. Again die then start over. Repeat repeat repeat. So I guess, ya your a stupid derp. Lol. Lol.
This is a pretty good game. I like the wide variety of ways your derp can die, making it almost impossible to get far into the game without piggy bank upgrades. I also remember on my old ipad i had piggy bank upgrades so good that I bought three cakes, and fed them to my derp to see what would happen, and they died from overeating. The developers have really thought of everything in this game
It is a rather fun game. But it gets a bit repetitive. I think there needs to be a way to get more coins from clicks later on. I also would like to change the look and color of my deep. I do not like yellow.
This game is VERY adorable 😉 i give it a 4 star cuz... It is very hard the coin thing takes to long, and every time i die an ad pops up, sometimes 😔. But otherwise i think its a pretty good/cute game.🤗
fun to see all of the outcomes. for example,how old he can get,how he can die,the animations,there's a lot of variables,each with different results. nice game.
quick, entertaining, not what I expected, love it! it's a short speed game. get tokens, buy what he needs, get tokens, oh no I forgot to feed him, get tokens, wait i don't have the money for his medicine, get tokens, please just one more jump for the last token for the medicine, oozing blob on the floor dies... UGH, ok let me try JUST ONE MORE TIME... an hour later.... a week later.... an eternity later.... just one more try!
I love it!! But it would be better if you get 10 DerpCoins per jump and also replace the skull with a red DerpJewel wich means you're health goes down 5% faster and pls make petting the derp not get sick too, thank you!! Btw add minigames where one like the derp has to avoid the mosquitos for enough time that you earn 400 coins (it has to be a hour before you can get this much, basically 200 each half hour) and sorry this is sooooooooooooooooooooooo long and pls make it able to dress up you're derp like other games like boo or pou... t-this is t-too long...
Honestly its a good game or its least good what its post to be like its taking a twist on the normal pet simulater games, also i looked at the critical reviews and i saw a lot of people complaining about how the derp "dies quickly" well its not like thats the whole selling point of the game.. Of wait IT IS. If you didnt want to a virtial pet game where dies then you idk READ WHAT THE APPS DISCRIPTION IS NEXT TIME. Thanks for listening to my ted talk :)
Its a good game! Its cool, but its hard for me in ways that are hard to explain. There are too many problems with the derp. He dies way too easy. Tapps Games i have and love alot of your games but this one? I dont think people should download this one but it is okay.
Best game that gives me nostalgia from when I brought my friend on vacation and we played this game through out the time we were by the rocks. By the rocks we found this awsome cave area we would chill in because it was hot out, a year later I found a water bottle my friend left there!
This game is so fun when your bored just play this game and you won't be bored. Derps are really unique especially how he can start a fire in an empty box with no materials 🤣. Definitely Recommend.
I love this game! It is so much fun and it gives you a fun challenge. The only reason I took away a star is because the derp dies to quick but I love a good challenge game and this game was perfect and fun!
Its a tricky game, Ill give it that. But what I really like about it, is that there are certain stratagies you can use to get to the last derp. I recommend this game to anyone who likes a challenge
it was hard but the more you play it the easier it was but it is still really challenging you really should get it it has alot of interesting ways for him to die
I'm so dishonoured to say but every single tapps game I play always never works, like it always crashes when I start the program, whatever you guys make always crashes. Why is it tho? Pls fix this problem.
This is such a good game, it's entertaining and funny. Its always fun when I find a new strategy to use that is better and level up. You should definitely download this game!
I like it but when he dies from mosquitoes and turns red and has white stuff coming out of his mouth it's scary, Also when you overfeed him and all the food comes out his body it's scary, And lvl 21 when he has horns 8 arms and three eyes it is scary. But other then that I like the game.
I would recommend this game it is funny and cool. at first I thought it would be dumb but it is really cool there is so much things you can do with your derp and it dies a lot.
I think that it deserves a four star rating because the only bad thing about it is that it dies constantly and there is no way you have enough coins or time to revive your derp.
The game is really fun to play when you are in a car or somewhere there is no wifi and it is also just fun to play.altho the ga.e is hard its still fun to play when you are upset or bored
My derp is a really interesting game its not like all those other pet games were you its just eat play sleep keep playing 😠. Instead derp makes it completely different, its a race to see how long you can keep him alive. And its awesome. My only problem is with the item select in the bottom if you either put on the side or above it would be pretty nice then i would give it 5 stars.