Peasant Simulator
Wonder no more! The semi-realistic fantasy simulation app is here! And you are going to die! A lot! But hey, we have achievements!
Features
- Be a peasant! Or a crapmonger! Or even a Noble (but where is the fun in that?)!
- Catch disease! Get robbed! Get stabbed!
- Amass wealth! 1 penny, two, pennies or even The Plauge!
- Acquire useful skills like "Rat Catching", "Political Science" and "Dodge Speeding Carriage".
- Die at sea. Find out if you weigh more than a duck. Learn to read and write!
Warning: This game was made as a parody and SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, but it mentions disease, violent crime and some language that some might find offensive. Please don't download if you think you will be bothered by it. Have a good day!
Disclaimer: This is a fan interpretation of the infamous Advunced Peasants and Crapmongers RPG system by Scott Beattie. I do not own the idea for the game, but I wanted to be able to play it on the go.
Category : Role Playing
Reviews (26)
This game is amazing and I love the element of rolling a die instead of making direct choices! It reminds me of Bitlife in a way, just more poverty. Keep up the great work!!!
A tutorial would be handy for newcomers. As it was, i got frustrated quickly, thinking this simulator would actually fuction like a simulator.
Love the concept, but I find it difficult to progress. The longest my character has lived is 11 years old. Not worth my time.
It's one thing to create a unique game, but you have to make the player want to play again. It feels like the dice always against us... Give us a chance to progress further
Died almost every time right after picking my three characteristics. You could at least let me try and play.
New version does not work. After an event the person dies automatically, no matter what, 100% of the time.
It's trash. You can't do anything and always die on you're first turn. Literally a complete waste of time. Don't download this. God bless :-)
Give character name, press button, die, restart. Thats the game, or even if you can call it a game
great game people dont understand that poeople died fast in medival times and in that time 30 is a great age to die at but the game gets old
I played 20 lifes and the longest I lived was to 14, this game could be fun if I could play it for longer that a minute
Mildly amusing (for 2 minutes); soon gets very old (unlike the characters).
it's hilarious the amount of people who don't read. This is literally just a clone of peasants and crapmongers but for mobile. Fun game, good time waster
Totally fun and entertaining game. May some of you will bored. But this a good game anyway
Good time wasting offline app. Just don't expect to win. ;)
I don't understand this game at all It's this a Trooling game of some sort? Anyway I don't have any fun
i think itd be better if you could actually play the game more.
It's interesting, but the novelty wears off fast.
I don't think people died at the rate this game thinks they did. Anyway the game isn't fun.
it is fun but gets dull fast
barely anything makes sense no ability to live no matter what you roll terrible game
Its just not very fun
Bad and boring
Not what I thought itd be.
Really stupid
Was amazing. Great idea!!
Troll game. If you can call it a game. You literally just create characters that die almost instantly, cause that's "realistic". Literally I've played through 7 or 8 characters, only 2 didnt die the second I picked their 3 traits. If you survive past character creation, you have 0 options to choose from or play with. You just roll the dice to see if you live another year or not.