Stay Mayor
Uh oh. Looks like the Mayor’s in a buttload of friggin’ trouble with that alleged video of him smoking crack! And who knows if it even exists, amiright? But juuust in case, why don’t you help him collect a heap of cash to buy it before The Gawker does. Only your twinkle toes can out-maneuver the Blood Thirsty Media to help him collect more than they did in that damn “Crackstarter” campaign. $201,255 to be exact. And hey, everyone needs a little boost now and then, so make sure you collect power up buckets of deep-fried courage for more footballs to throw at life’s problems... but make sure you avoid those pesky crackpipes!
Good luck trying to Stay Mayor! Go git em!
PS: Don’t smoke crack.
★ Heartbreakingly stunning 2D graphics
★ Fun and easy to play
★ Music by award winning composer Sam Allison
★ Made by the same team that brought you the Ikea Monkey Game!
★ Finally get a bit of control down at city hall using ONLY YOUR THUMB!
★ Helps numb the pain
★ Fun and easy to play again
★ Almost as funny as Toronto news stories
★ No where near as funny as commenters on Toronto news stories
★ Who are we kidding, this isn’t funny. The city’s management is in shambles and Toronto is a hyper polarized electorate with no hope for change in the next 18 months.
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Category : Arcade
Reviews (24)
I can only see the splash screen and that's it. Game will not load. Seems that this game is as useless as the actual Rob Ford.
I can't believe they actually wasted precious living time to create this garbage. I'm even more upset that I actually played it.
Ads still leave app stuck at a black screen. Have to turn data off to bypass.
the game is very basic but that all said, i think it met its goal. satire through and through. good job!
This is defamation of character to Mayor Rob Ford, but i doubt he would pay any attention to a garbage game like this, and honestly it makes me want to vote for him
Surprisingly well rendered and good looking for something that gets repetitive quickly.
Funniest game I've played in a while! You need to add in a prime minister who ignores alk the problems and takes him fishing!
I cannot play it, the AD is added at the wrong time.
Always felt like the sameexact thing each time I played the game
Can't even start it up. When I try to run it, I get: java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: bitmap size exceeds VM budget
Funny little time waster!
Folks, this game is fun, fun, fun - I'm talkin' Ferris wheels and monorail's along the waterfront fun, folks. Hey you know subways, subways, subways, that's what everyone wants. Football - Vote Ford
Keep up the great work Extra! Extra! Games.
Should have some character updates.
Its hilarious! I love it!
… but only keeps interest for about 5 minutes. Like the concept, as anything that pokes fun a Toronto is usually a good thing.
As far as I can tell it loads fine, but atleast half of what should be displayed is offscreen. On a Rogers HTC One
This is a great game! I just cannot for the life of me get him to avoid all that crack-cocaine! Must be a case of art imitating life
EVERYTIME I GET DONE WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS AN AD POPS UP AND I PRESS THE X BUT IT TAKES ME RIGHT TO THE PLAY STORE FIX IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Fun concept, but the controls need a lot of work. Update: controls fixed, plays much better. Five stars, plus bonus for replying to my concerns.
Finally a game about something that matters. Extra! Extra! Games is onto something great.
More fun than it has a right to be.
Screen freezes up after the first ad. Cool art but the game don't work.
Game was way too easy to win. Clearly making fun of Ford, but totally missing the fact that our PM is far worse (and sober).