That Useless App

Warning: That Useless App is a useless app. You might win a few trophies, but that won't redeem how useless this app is.
That Useless App is most suited for:

The downloader who has everythingThe kid at home with too much free timeThe politician with nothing better to doThe man who needs to waste 5 minutes while his wife does her hairThe woman who needs to waste 5 minutes while her husband poopsThe teacher who confiscates a student's smartphone and wants to play with itThe guy on the corner waiting for the world to endThe sentient cat who is biding his time to take over our planetThe aliens who are researching intelligence in our galaxy