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The Babylon Bee

This app was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago, with the purpose of making The Babylon Bee's divinely inspired content even more accessible. Here's what you can do with the power of our perfect app in your hands:

- Browse recent and trending headlines.
- Share and bookmark your favorite articles.
- Click on ads to line our pockets with cash.
- Customize and sync your preferences.
- Listen to our critically-ignored podcast.
- Log in for access to members-only features.

About Us

The Babylon Bee is the world's best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life. We have been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. We focus on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News. Unlike other satire sites, everything we post is 100% verified by Snopes.com.

Category : News & Magazines

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Reviews (30)

Sam. H. Apr 22, 2022     

Love the Babylon Bee, but the app... I have yet to listen to an entire podcast (downloaded) without some error resetting it back to the beginning. Could use better controls on the podcast, and not sure why a downloaded podcast takes so long to stream, downloads should have their own section. Wishlist: ability to download the video version of the podcast

Gar. O. Apr 21, 2022     

The recent updates have really messed up this app. It is harder to swipe between articles, the app is slower, and the overall quality is lower. If you rolled back to how the app was a few updates ago, I'd be fully willing to give five stars.

Law. B. May 28, 2022     

I love this application. The news causes me much stress but I have to remember: God’s still in charge. I love the comedic relief that this application conveys. I like telling folks that the Bee is the only source of news that I trust (tongue in cheek) and watch their reactions. This is a good indicator of character.

Jon. N. Apr 19, 2022     

Great app, easy to use but doesn't seem to allow access to premium content if you are a subscriber. Had hoped to be able to cast premium videos from my phone to my tv...

Ape. A. Jun 16, 2021     

Ten times better than the website! The website has a floating window that blocks your view of every page, has a tiny x that is impossible to hit without clicking on the window, and reappears on every page. It was so bad I was only able to check the bee on my computer. The app doesn't have that floating window, the ads aren't intrusive, and articles loaded way faster. One problem is that articles that have an embed on the website just show up blank in the app.

Sar. C. Dec 8, 2020     

Don't let the rating fool you. I love the Bee. My issue is with app functionality. Every time I pause the podcast it resets back to the beginning of the episode. Since I primarily listen at work, I need to pause frequently. Please fix this issue so I can go back to giving you the 5-star rating you deserve. (It would also be great if the app remembered your place for next time when you close it in the middle of a podcast, but that's not as important.)

Jea. B. Feb 4, 2022     

I love The Bee, but the app seems broken. There are great article suggestions following an article, when tapped the link turns yellow and does nothing. I must then tap the "back button" to return to the previous list of articles. It would be wonderful to traverse the wealth of satirical articles one right after the other. I'll happily give 5-stars once this issue is either explained (as part of the joke perhaps) or fixed.

Eli. C. Apr 23, 2022     

When I want a smile and giggle,I go to the BB. The world is sometimes frustrating and it is good to know there is place to put in perspective. Thanks so much,.

Rut. J. C. Jun 4, 2021     

I subscribed to the Babylon Bee and got the app after someone mentioned you can "extra-follow" by subscribing. It's one of the only extras I paid for each month, and it is totally worth it. I can download podcast episodes to listen to anywhere, which is my favorite part of the app, and if you don't have social media, you can see articles here as they are published. 10/10 recommend.

jon. s. Oct 25, 2021     

The app crashes my phone when I try to go to past podcast. I am a subscriber and I have an hour commute. Ive been going back and listenig to the podcast prior to my subscription. Today the podcast would not load and it completely locked my phone down for nearly 2 hours. I could not turn my phone off. Tried every trick in the book. This is the first time this happened however anytime i go back to past podcast it glitches.

Joh. H. Mar 16, 2022     

my go to source for news that you can reliably distrust. would be perfect if it could take over my smartphones news feed

Bas. S. Mar 4, 2022     

excellent source of unbiased news, some of which would be great if real. overall 6 stars.

Emi. C. Apr 8, 2022     

I absolutely love their subtle truths, but sometimes you gotta be prepared for one of their wallops. Do symmetric pronouns count? I'm not sure of which side of this evil to choose?! Lol

Ken. C. Mar 28, 2022     

Funniest site ever! I love that they skewer liberals AND conservatives. I'm a regular reader and I fall off my couch laughing, regularly!

Nic. L. Sep 18, 2019     

This is a great app! I love the bee. One minor issue though. When playing the podcast the play/pause/stop controls in the notification center will not go away after closing the app. Great job on the app!

A. G. u. Mar 8, 2022     

This is my favorite app. Good for at least one belly laugh a day. Insightful and funny.

Deb. S. Oct 26, 2021     

Love the Bee, but the app is terrible. There is no skipping ahead or backing up without it freezing and sounding like a scratched CD skipping. I have to restart the app, sometimes my phone, to get it to play properly.

Jar. N. Aug 24, 2021     

Fake news you can trust. 5 stars for humor, but this is a review site for apps. The podcast portion is buggy and skipping back freezes the audio. But restarting fixes it, because my place in the podcast gets saved.

Tho. H. Apr 25, 2021     

Floweebed....flowerbed to the tenth power. This app is amazing and the podcast are a great help to my day at work. I always look forward to every new episode they come out with. I also hope they never become less awkward.

Rob. B. May 2, 2022     

I recommend joining as a paying subscriber. the full podcast is hilarious and the forum is great!

Tyl. S. Sep 18, 2019     

The gameplay is phenomenal! The graphics look so realistic! Can't put it down. The online mulitplayer has some bugs though and the lobby is always full. All in all an excellent fps experience.

Jas. C. May 26, 2022     

Always funny and sometimes prophetic, you can't go wrong installing this app.

Pet. K. May 16, 2022     

Silly and inane "humor" is really just another cute wrapper for right-wing ideas. DELETE!

Meg. G. Nov 30, 2020     

So this is my favorite app and one of only ones that has permission to send me notifications. That should tell you all you need to know, but if you're still curious I would say that almost everything is funny, and the podcast is the best part. You should probably also subscribe to the Babylon Bee.

Dal. Jun 8, 2021     

This is the perfect app for when when your doing nothing, no playing a game then have to stop in the middle to do something while losing your progress, record, or life(if it is on of those games) plus the stories are truly entertaining!

Isa. G. Apr 5, 2022     

I love learning from all these true articles about how cool and trustworthy the left is!

Mal. M. Apr 4, 2022     

I was going to say, 'They're not so funny,' and then I hit the Comment Generator. I'm hooked. And they are funny. / But please, do try to do something about the reset back to the beginning. Still deserves your 5 stars.

Aus. F. Apr 14, 2022     

Really funny. Unfortunately, less crazy than the mainstream media.

Mer. M. Apr 27, 2022     

I love this app. I love watching The Babylon Bee on TV and am super happy to have on my phone!

She. M. Mar 28, 2022     

Was gonna download until I seen it they verify the news through snope are you kidding that's the last place I would let verify anything! Thanks but no Thanks