The Longest Game Ever 2
Why do you think it is called The Longest Game Ever? Because it is long, super hard and with tons of content.
No human has ever finished it, and it's not a random guy like you who will change that!
I am 7805j, the most sophisticated Artificial Intelligence in the world. If you still decide to play my game, I will do everything in my power to make you give up!
Features:
* Megalomaniac AI who thinks he's better than you
* Nasty NPCs who will make you feel miserable
* Half-baked mini-games with poor graphics
* Thousands of levels of content in the main storyline
* Ascend to the top of the global leaderboard as you progress through the game
* Compete with your friends on the Facebook leaderboard
* Unlock dozens of achievements and discover secret achievements and easter eggs
* Collaborate with a vibrant community of players on Discord or Reddit to solve the most complex riddles
TLGE2 is anything but a casual game. It is an exercise in tedium, interspersed with occasional trivia, puzzles, guessing games, bomberman, and tappy madness. You will be constantly mocked and belittled by 7805j, yet the addictiveness of the rankings will keep you masochistically carrying on.
Calling it "The Worst Game Ever" would have been just as accurate.
Note: this game requires an internet connection to plan, and to sign in through your Google account. This enables key functionalities such as the live leaderboard, storage of your progress and fraud detection.
We try to minimize the amount of personal information we collect through this process, but Google automatically shares with us your email address and the name you defined in your Google account. We keep this data private and secure, only your pseudonym is visible to other players. You may find more information in our privacy policy.
Made in Lausanne, Switzerland.
Category : Role Playing
Reviews (23)
Honestly, not bad overall. Good to waste time with, but some are excessively hard in the beginning, that may deter many from continuing right from the get-go. Currently on level 521 as of typing this, so dont be afraid to try. It's possible to reach many levels. Think this way. Reading a single dialogue box is a level! You can do it! BEAT 7805J!
i hate this game... 5 stars. (But actually, this game is pretty interesting for a clicking game. I love all the dialog and the characters and the challenges are actually challenging (not impossible) compared to other games. I plan on playing this in my freetime, as I don't see myself finishing it soon...)
I love the personalities that guide you through the game. This is blatantly made to make you waste time. If you have a lot of time, are stubborn or patient, and/or want an angel and devil style guide, then you may enjoy this game. I did not last long because I did not enjoy the challenges like tapping x amount of time, now do it again, wait, etc. But for text based interactable fun? Yes
So I have a bug where It wants me to create a new google play account whenever I turn the game on, and the only way to fix it was to reinstall the game, but your reply was really helpful and it makes playing alot more bearable. Also you can just leave the game running so you don't have to turn it back on, so no bug. Fantastic game it's really fun, and thanks for the reply.
This was really hard to use, especially on my phone. Despite me entering the correct sentences, word for word, and checking over it multiple times, it still told me the paragraph was wrong, making me redo it. But despite that, it was pretty intriguing, but the sudden vibration was unexpected...
Not really a "game". There are sections where it has games in it, but most of it is reading a text box of an "ai" character trying to get you to quit the game. The majority of the game is either clicking a single button for a long time or doing really difficult math for no reason. Hey, if that's for you I don't really mind. Personally I don't like it. Also repeats a lot of what was in the first game.
It is super fun and addictive. I would give it five stars but 2 of the modes are real bad. Not all phones have pedometers and clicking is a pain. Also the one where you have to copy a string of numbers and you get one wrong is annoying. Other than that it is amazing and tou should download.
Started 16th May 2021. Lets see how long it will take me to beat it. Also, it's kind of sad that 45% of people didnt even get past level 116. I like it so far, no bugs and considering there are 4541 levels it really is long. However, getting to level 116 did not take long. The levels are supposed to get progressively harder tho. Will update when I finish the game...or give up. But that wont happen.
Interesting premise - a full of itself artificial intelligence who forces you to work under him! It's full of downgraded versions of well known games and puzzles (Bomberman, sliding puzzles, Flappy Bird, etc.) which I do find funny and enjoyable. Well worth to play, but beware - once you start, you never stop! (Hopefully.)
Not bad for waisting time.... Some things are a little rediculous like i click as fast as i can in the first levels one just barely made it... Thats fine... But the first boss is impossible for me i do it as fast as i can and the lowest i get is about 30/84... I'm not an auto clicker... Whom can click 100x a second
Really good, haven't uninstalled it yet! However, levels are getting too hard. Its a good thing we have auto clickers! Edit: although that, I did eventually uninstalled cause it was getting boring, but to be honest thats its goal, so this marks up for its purpose. The story is neat and definitely works along with kiazo difficulty.
Not for everybody. It's does what it says it will, and it does it well. Not only are there a whole bunch of annoying minigames, but also alot of absurd characters that really liven up the exsperience. Overall, a lot to hate, but a lot to love as well.
Dope stuff, ill tell you that much, but eventually you'll need to do some research in order to complete the levels, which imo at least is a bit more boring. Amazing game anyways!
I'm being honest. This one absolutely took me by surprise. It suchha good game. It's your normal text based RPG without the whole RPG shebang and it has such an intuitive way of keeping you engrossed. It does do what it says it'll do. That is frustrate you. But it also ups that ante by making you playthrough it's amazing mechanics and storyline. Pretty neat. Loved it!
Takes forever to sign in to google play, and then once I do nothing happens. It's just stuck on the screen where the initial play button is, I hit it the screen flashes black and goes right back to that screen. The loading bar doesn't move from 0%, other than occasionally getting stuck on 50% and doing the same thing.
So they set out to create one of the most anger inducing games out there and they did it. The game constantly insults you and gives you poorly designed levels all for the sake of being just bad. And yet it is still fun even when you get to a part where you have to watch youtube videos just to progress through the game. I like the game for many reasons but a big one is that it doesnt take itself seriously, they truly do want you to rage quit and stop playing it.
don't know when it happened, but an update made it no longer work without a internet connection, so if you are in an area with terrible service you are plagued with constant disconnect errors.
Great if you're looking to spend your time in quarantine! For people who complain about the game, Don't. Take. It. Seriously. This game is for people who are bored and want to waste time in quarantine and i like the levels where you need to move like a specific amount of meters because it can help you a little bit in quarantine to stay in shape! Sorry for the rant, but anyway as you can see my rating 10/10 really enjoy it, I would recommend it!
Like it has been said already this game is what it advertises, its annoying as hell and makes fun of you constantly, its repetitive, it never seems to end, and it feels like yhe game hates you, but for some reason I just can't stop until I make it to the end and beat the main character who "created the game" its super annoying and super fun at the same time
Edit: after further playing, game has some glaring issues. Sometimes they put too many objects on the screen and the phone can't render them all. I'm on a pixel 4 so this shouldn't be a problem. Game is polished but a little too mean. The jokes seem fine but sometimes it's probably too much. Also there's a lot of things that are just impossible to do. There's a waiting mechanic to let you skip but it can take days or real money
Not a fan of levels that require a lot of clicks to beat or levels that make you wait for a certain time to beat. (Up to where I played, certain levels brought the average number of forced clicks up to at least 500 clicks per level.) Otherwise, a good game.
The game is too focused on maths and puzzles. The only reasons I stayed to play was because 7805j would only throw the jokes, yet couldn't take any. I couldn't really retaliate, so I waited to, and also because of all the spamming. As a Minecraft PvP player, jutterclicking is quite fun to do, so I enjoyed that part, but it seems the game isn't too focused on those aspects. The game is one sided, where only one person would truly win, and they had to stay that way. I would go on, but I hit limit.
This game is honestly really interesting - and a great timekiller, at that - but i'm currently pretty worried for my progress. I was on level 3,144 in normal mode, and decided to try hard mode. Selecting level 0 gave me an error, same with 1, so i tried "000". It crashed, and now I can no longer open it. It gives me an error when it finishes loading. I hope my progress will be fine, but if it isn't, i don't know what i'll do. Edit: Works now! Bumping to 5/5.