The most useless app ever

You know, I thought this would actually be useless, but after playing it thoroughly, I've come to see that the story is amazing and the graphics are next level. I have honestly never played a better game in my life and probably never will. If I could, I would give this an infinity out of five. I will definitely be playing this more in the future and enjoying myself through every bit of it. Thanks to the creators for making such an amazing and inspiring app.

It was about time for a wake up call. I love my phone but I love my life more or what is left from it after I lift my head up from the screen. So for all the peopleb that appreciate it good job. For the addicted out there that can't understand the meaning I am really really sorry for you people. And a bit worried too. Enjoy the real life more and spend less time in the make belive reality.

I looked at the comments and people say that it changed their life. I thought it would have a positive effect on me a as well. It didn't though. All it is, is a widget. All you do is push the button and it takes you to the app if you push it it takes you to the home screen. That is all it does. I'm sorry for being negative but it is a bad app

I never thought an app could do that to a person. As soon as I pressed the button I saw all the secrets of the world. I achieved total enlightenment. I saw our species get meeting aliens from Canada. I must now go and spread the knowledge I have gained from this button. I hope you could also join me in this journey to let the world free. Farewell my fellow brothers and sisters I shall now leave to another universe.

This is the most amazing app on my phone. The first time I pressed it I fell into a field of weed but didn't have a lighter so I decided to press the button again and bam 6 chicks appeared out of no where and we started to party. so I pressed it one last time to c what would happen and bam I was higher then the sky and the ruler of earth.

I never thought there would be an app like this. I really didn't believe all those reviews at first because what could you expect on an app with that kind of description. But when i installed it i never thought it would be this amazing. It changed not only my life but also the life of my family and friends. Pls folks download this so you would also feel all the amazing things that happened to me.

This app does exactly what they said it would. Yes, some people have made up stories of what it can do (even though it can't do that) ,but the description doesnt say anything like that and it does do exactly what it was created to do so I think it's a perfect app , and in a way there is a symbolism in it, so for me at least I think its a useful app, delete it if you want to but please don't just read the reviews and not download it, give the app a chance and you might be surprised with the outcome.

Ever since I downloaded this app, it has completely changed my life. Firstly, I pressed it and a unicorn appeared right in front of me. I pressed it again, and a dolphin appeared in the pond in my garden. Whenever I press it, the unicorn always appears by my side and the dolphin appears in the closest body of water. They are now my bff's and they have learnt how to talk. Thank you so much for making this app, I'm sure it has benefited many people.

Don't go by the name. It does the exact opposite of what it says. The best and undoubtedly the most useful app ever. When you press the red button, you might think that it closes the application but instead it makes the time go past by 1 second without you even noticing it. The best time travel app ever or will be.

I was looking for an useless app. I got my hopes high since this one is called "The most USELESS app ever", but it turned out once I pressed the button my tablet started printing money. It really isn't what I was looking for. However, having in mind it's this app's single function, I'll give it a 2 stars.

Well I am not a bot nor the dev paid anything to me to rate this.. But this app does what it says it does.. Now I have a greater understanding of everything.. Really this is a life changing app.. changed my life within few hours.. for all the people who are rating 1 and commenting the app does not work, Ya the app does not work as u expect but it works just as it's description says.. and those who installed this app just to try by seeing the ratings.. I recommend them to not uninstall the app :) ..

Idk how to use this app at all. I think those people in the reviews that said that this is amazing then ur stupid. This is not amazing at all. They are just making up stories. But I do feel different and idk why. But I think this app judt made you people more stupid I mran come on! All it does was press the button and then u exited and then nothing happened at all. If it is true then tell me how to use this

Before this app, my life was boring, dull, repetitive. Just out right lame. But when I had come across this app and read the reviews, I knew that I was in for a treat. This app doesn't disappoint. Ever since I have downloaded this app, I've gotten friends, my family stopped hating me, I got accepted to a university and met the girl of my dreams. 10/10 would totally recommend.

I have seen many great apps in Play, though it is very hard to find a good free app. Before I downloaded this app, I thought that it would be another app that will bore you after a while. However, the moment I tried it, it changed me. It awakened something deep inside me that I thought I had lost. I went out to find my crush and told him my feelings. I aced my tests and had motivation to study. The inspiration I thought had long gone came back with a single push of a button. 10/10 would recommend.

This app is amazing I'm a little disappointed that the name of the app doesn't fit well with it but that's something I can easily overlook this game changed my life completely I love it now I have the ability to read and control peoples minds I can't get over how good this app is oh and not to mention that I just got an 200 gift card for Apple products mailed to me

Alright. There's a lot of comments that you might read and think that they're meant to be ironic. To keep it real though. They're not all wrong. I thought I was downloading a goofy game or something. I was completely mistaken. If you want to have complete power of this app, you can have it, with the push of a button. I suggest downloading it, just to try. Awesome interface. Simple to use. One of the best free apps on google play... 👌

I pressed the button before I went to sleep. The next day, at Gym class, we played out in the field— right after a storm. And oh so lucky me stepped in an ant pile filled with more than 100 fire ants. I didn't realize until I looked down and saw ALL of them on my foot. 10/10 would gym again.

I have been a sinner all my life, in fact I just cheated on my math test today. The first time I pressed that holy button I had a vision from God. He told me that if I get a quadfeed on infinte warfare I have to convince 10 people to download this app. P.S. It cured my herpes.

Psst... Among all good reviews which I agree with of course, let me just.. (It would be just perfect[now it's like 99% so let's hit hundred] if when I push the glorious button inside the app it would kill it immediately not just close, so that way I don't have to kill the process in the list you know. That way the expression would be just what I need.)

Ok so i dont really hate this app but i do it little becuz the description says that there are some new menus and stuff but no there is just an icon which u click and get kicked out of the app. What i really hate are the people who are writing stupid reviews about how the app changed their life and stuff but seriously, just stop posting such immature reviews.

There I was, wondering why I had to spend my time so wisely, doing useful things. But then I came across The Most Useless App Ever, and my usefulness was no longer a threat. I was suddenly able to press useless buttons, and it opened my eyes to the beauty of uselessness. Now I can proudly say I have something completely useless.

Okay first of all no hate but there's a limit to sarcasm. Yeah all these comments may sound overwhelming and intriguing and you might think it will really 'change your life' but I'm sorry this is all complete sarcasm. And it's just a button and you press it and nothing happens. Trust me. A fidget Spinner is far better than this. Thank you.

This app is one of the best apps ever it is completely different from the title it is the.most useful app ever it has many different features and it lives up to the expectations based on the description. I recommend this personally to all people of the world today! My life is better because of this life because it shows the cure to anything and shows you holographic things that I didn't know

Yes I was sceptical at first. How can a useless app give so much? So I had to try it myself. I almost could not believe it. When I pushed the button I got an email stating that for the rest of my life all things are free. So I ran outside and went in every store and they told me everything was free for me!!! And get this as I'm walking down the street, every time I pass anyone, gobs of $100 bills shower out of my pockets and rain over them. This is truly the all time best app. It changed humanity! Wow!