Go [Verb] Yourself

If you enjoy an [adjective] laugh while you’re out [activity] or even at home alone with your [noun], then you’re going to love “Go [Verb] Yourself!” Take it from me, [celebrity]!

You can make a story on your own or with friends from [city], or anywhere else around the world. And you can share the [adjective] results on Facebook, Twitter, via text, or via email!

Unlike [ other word-based game that will not be named due to copyright reasons ] which only gives you a couple of stories to play with for free, we give you 20 stories as part of the app! Plus, you can buy story packs of 10 stories each for [incredibly low price]!

This single app runs on your iPad, iPhone, or iPod Touch.

It’s perfect for:
• Intimate gatherings of you, Ben, and Jerry
• Road trips
• Loitering
• Waiting to be arraigned for loitering
• First dates
• Last dates
• The doctor's office after someone else grabbed the last People from this century
• DMV lines
• Waiting for 7th period to FINALLY END!
• State dinners